A few of my favourite jokes (aka: things that make me smile!)

Q:  What's brown and sticky?
A: A stick

There were two muffins in the oven getting baked.
The first muffin said to the second muffin, "it sure is hot in here!"
The second muffing said, "whoaa!  A talking muffin!"

Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: A fsh

Q. Where do you find a one legged dog?
A. Right where you left it.

Q:  How do you call a one legged dog?
A:  It doesn't matter, it won't come anyway!

(for the next one, I'm going to hell, so don't bother with the ranting)
What's the opposite of Christpher Reeves?
Christopher Walken

There were two cows in a field.
The first cow says to the second, "terrible thing about that mad cow disease!"
Second cow says, "yeah, good thing we're penguins!"
(you see...he was a mad cow)

There were two horses in a field.
The first horse says to the second, "terrible thing about that mad cow disease!"
Second cow says, "yeah, good thing we're horses!"